You Gotta Make Your Own Fun

Again, apologies to the easily offended.

A conversation with sister:

(3:58:12 PM) Doof: what's a bidet??
(3:58:24 PM) mem: it's a drinking fountain in your toilet that shoots you when you poop
(3:58:46 PM) Doof: hahahaha
(3:59:14 PM) Doof: I hope it has strong water pressure
(3:59:21 PM) mem: it's enematastic